Just donate that wasted money to charity, PLEASE

The folks at FAO Schwartz have the following:

• For $175, you can get Swarovski crystal-encrusted Pez dispensers of Mickey, Minnie, Daisy or Daffy. Gift wrapping is extra.

For $5000, you can have your image recreated on an Etch-A-Sketch (it's made permanent, so it won't erase when shipped). If the examples shown are the best the artist has to offer, this is NOT a good option.

For $6000, you can give your beloved spoiled little Mimsy a handcrafted rocking horse. Looking at it, I'm sure little Mimsy would trim that long hand-applied real horsehair mane and tail.