My Favorite Alibi

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Whatever happened to...


..."Animal Psychic" star Sonya Fitzpatrick? This scary, loopy lady was everywhere for a while and then *poof*--she disappeared.

Her show was pure quackery. I watched it every now and then, hoping a pet would turn on her during a prediction. Dammit, the producers must have screened the animals before taping.

I came across this picture while looking for an answer to my question. I thought it was hilarious that she was hawking a dog food that was supposed to promote perfect hound health, when her own corpulent canines could have used a bit of doggie Nutrisystem.

Update: I did a Google search "Sonya Fitzpatrick" 2005 and came across an article where Paris Hilton's mommy lost a dog and called on the venerable Ms. Fitzpatrick. I love the following excerpt:

The psychic, however, refused to commit her occult arts to the search without first being told whether the missing dog was dead or alive, a sign that while she may be clairvoyant, she’s probably not all that bright.

So, she's still around. And still practicing her chicanery. And still loopy.

2 Comments:

  • She may have been hesitant because Paris and dogs operate on the same frequency.

    By Anonymous I'm a Crypt Leak, at 12:56 AM  

  • I still want to see her and Miss Cleo in a cage match.

    By Blogger MJ Norton, at 7:44 PM  

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